very danger!

Short But Sweet

easylistening — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:34:13 +0000

Yamapi’s solo tour has started, and there have already been many lovely paparazzi shots shared, including the adorable shots of Toma’s brief appearance at one of the shows.

Too adorable.

Hahahahahahahaha.

I love this. Hehe, he looks smug.

Well, he has reason to be.

Just kidding. Sort of. :3

GQ MF’er.

I don’t know why, but this reminds me of Eminem. Hahaha.

Cool.

lololol.

Doronjo-sama!

tanpoyo — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:38:26 +0000

Love it.

Yattaman was campy, pace was on and off, filled with sex jokes and the GC didn’t quite fit sometimes. And, well, I enjoyed it. But this is from someone that loved Cutie Honey.

Kyoko Fukada wins in this. But that’s a given seeing as how her character was the only one actually given something to work with.

Honestly, what distracted me the most was Sho’s constant 5-o’clock shadow.

We’re Sorry

tanpoyo — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:51:59 +0000

Here’s some Yasu to fill out the void. We’re trying.

’subaru is kinda like an old hippie …’

tanpoyo — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:28:22 +0000

So, apparently some people were complaining about Subaru in Dream Boys, and our reaction to that is:

bitches. all of them.

HDU.

How can you hate on someone who can go from looking like a third world granny…

… to pure sex?

what. is. this.

tanpoyo — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:07:42 +0000

Mujigay- Disney Couples

I think I might have seen the name before but, lol wow. Not sure if want.

Okay, this one made me laugh.

If Yamapi Can Do It, Why Can’t I? (I’m A Sexy GQMF, Don’t Deny.)

easylistening — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:32:01 +0000

Shige tries to make his own An-An history.

Katou Shigeaki (AKA ‘Shige’) considers himself pretty elite. lol, he made that very clear on his SCP episode. ♥ He’s just waiting for everyone else to realise it and join and revive the fallen Katou Kingdom. It’s pretty hard to make yourself stand out when you have both Nishikido Ryou and Yamashita Tomohisa in your group. Even Shige knows the only member of the Katou Kingdom is Koyama. We kind of can’t help but imagine that Shige is always mentally shaking his fist at Yamapi (and Ryo, to a lesser degree). But Pipi just goes

And King Katou is forced to retreat again.

Once upon a time, long, long ago, Shige tried to start negotiations with the Yamashita and Nishikido Kingdoms to reinstate the Katou Kingdom. The negotiations, sadly, ended in failure.

My sole supporter, Koyama, is always at my side, but I still dream of the day when the rest of the group and then the rest of Japan recognises my incandescent personality and awe-inspiring talent.

Shige (Koyama at his side), unable to secure his reign within NEWS, has set his sights on joining the Eito Rangers as the Beige Ranger. So far, they haven’t taken him up on his offer … even though he’s provided his own cape. Heartless bastards.

Sigh.

Don’t get it wrong. Shige’s not a conceited douchebag. (I’m being serious totally serious here, by the way. I love Shige and I think he’s misunderstood and underappreciated.) He’s just elite. And he knows it.

But the Nishikido and Yamashita Kingdoms are always looking out for ways to sabotage (especially the Nishikido Kingdom, what a sneaky sonofabitch).

[from 2:00 on]

But maybe Shige would have better success if he treated his loyal subject better…. Mocking isn’t exactly going to inspire confidence, Shige.

Fabulous

tanpoyo — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 01:49:29 +0000

Very Danger!

easylistening — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 03:13:34 +0000

Welcome to Very Danger!, the cracked conception of tanyopo and shounenarisu. This is basically a blog where we will

☆ geek out over idols and Japanese and Korean popular culture, including music, movies, and more
☆ fangirl over idols
☆ laugh at idols
☆ crack silly jokes
☆ do recaps of funny variety shows/idol moments
☆ occasionally write slightly more serious critiques or opinion pieces
☆ and do all of it with gifs, pictures, and maybe even macros!

We love our idols (maybe even a little too much), but there’s nothing wrong with goodnatured joking. When it comes to fandom, the more fun you have, the better.

Our blog name comes from a popular meme in JE fandom, an Engrish phrase made by Aiba Masaki in the following video.

To get a better idea of our idea of humour, please watch the following as well.

Stay tuned for lots of silliness and inside jokes.